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Excuses for when you just have to go and play golf!


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I have to try out this new hat.
I haven't played the course in ten years since I moved away.
I heard a new sand trap was added to #4.
I heard a new tee box was added.
I heard golf is much easier when you're sober, so I have to try it.
I heard the course is flat - I always play well on flat courses.
I heard they cut the greens again. I have to try them out.
I heard they got rid of the port-o-potty at the turn. I have to crown the new bathroom.
I just bought a box of titanium golf balls.
I just bought a new golf glove off the web.
I just bought a pair of waterproof shoes with the slip-proof soft-spikes.
I just bought a putter that is guaranteed to cut 10 strokes off my round.
I just bought my new car; I need to see if it will make it all the way to the course.
I just bought some slice-proof tees.
I just bought winter golf gloves. I want to see how they work.
I just can get more business done on the course.
I just enjoy having a cup of coffee while waiting on the tee box each morning.
I just finished a lesson on the Internet; I want to see if I improved.
I just finished the book titled 'Learn to Golf in Twenty Minutes'.
I just got a new yardage gauge.
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