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Excuses for when you just have to go and play golf!


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This course has the best sand traps.
This course offers free caddies with each round purchased.
This new course has valet parking.
Those new thin tees allow me to hit my drive an extra 10 yards.
Tomorrow is ladies day, so I have to get out today.
We are having the family reunion at the golf course.
We lost electricity in our house.
We might play a links course; I wouldn't have to see any other golfers.
What else am I supposed to do on vacation - spend time with the kids?
What else would I do on vacation.
When I visit my brother; that's all he does, so I have to golf.
When the course is dried out, I can hit the ball a lot further.
When you buy 18 holes, you get the second 18 for free.
Who needs an excuse to go golfing?
Why not go golfing?
Winter is coming. I need to get out as much as possible.
With the economy doing so well, I need to take up a new expensive sport.
With the wind blowing, I can drive the greens on the par-4's.
You can get the best cigars on the golf course.
You get a free lunch with every round of golf.
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