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Excuses for when you just have to go and play golf!


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The speed of play on this course is excellent.
The stormed knocked out the electricity, so the office is closed.
The sun is shining.
The superintendent just replaced all the sand in the traps.
The union at work furloughed me, so now I have free time.
The voices in my head told me to go golfing.
The weather for next month is for rain; I need to get in as much golf as possible.
The weather has been so bad lately, I want to take advantage of the sunny weather.
The weather is beautiful.
The wind is blowing out of the south; I may be able to par the number one handicap hole.
The wind is blowing.
The wind may help me reach the par-5's in two.
The yardage has all been remarked.
There are a lot of cool frogs near the ponds.
There are excellent fairway bunkers on this course.
There is a traffic jam, so I might as well play nine instead of sitting in traffic.
There is an opportunity to see OJ on the course.
There is beautiful swan watching on the fairways.
There is nothing else to do in Northern Wisconsin.
There is nothing like a long, slow walk in nature, with no one in front of me.
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