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Excuses for when you just have to go and play golf!


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The golf course is the only place I get good customer service.
The golf course is where I write my books.
The golf course serves the best canned beer in the city.
The grass is too wet to cut, so I might as well just go golfing.
The greenskeeper just planted new flowers.
The humidity is low, so won't sweat.
The IT department won't be able to fix the server till next Monday, so we are taking the week off.
The junkyard didn't have the part I needed, but it was next to a course I haven't played in years.
The lawn mower is broken.
The leaves are changing colours.
The movers are packing my house. I have nothing else to do.
The new rakes for traps are supposed to allow the ball to fly out of the sand easier.
The phone lines are down at work.
The pool is closed, so I'm going golfing.
The practice are has a sand trap.
The rain has blown through, and the sun is shining.
The rough is real playable on the course.
The sky is the perfect shade of blue.
The smoke looks so cool on the pond in front of the first tee box.
The softball game was rained out.
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