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Excuses for when you just have to go and play golf!


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Since winning the Lottery, I need something to occupy my time.
Someone asked!
Standing over a birdie putt is just thrilling.
Summer is almost over, and I just have not played enough.
That's where they told me to go for the job interview.
The ATM made a mistake, now I have some extra money.
The bachelor party starts on the golf course.
The bowling alley was closed.
The British Open has me all excited.
The clouds are just white and puffy. Perfect golf clouds.
The clubhouse was just remodelled.
The clubs are the only things I got in the divorce settlement.
The course does not require you to replace divots.
The course guarantees no flies or mosquitoes.
The course has a special before 7.00am.
The course has great drinking water at the tee boxes.
The course has great golf magazines in the bathroom stalls.
The course has the best Philly cheese steaks at the turn.
The course is allowing me to demo clubs for free today.
The course is going to aerate the greens next week.
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