| My new socks are
supposed to fit in my golf shoes better. |
| My new towel is
supposed to clean my clubs with one swipe. |
| My next door neighbour
asked if I wanted to go. |
| My psychiatrist
hypnotised me, and I am guaranteed to shoot par. |
| My sister asked
me to take her. |
| My softball game
was snowed out, so I might as well go golfing. |
| My son turned
two yesterday. I need to practice, so I can show him how to play. |
| My son was sick,
and I have to fill in as the fourth. |
| My son was suspended
from school, so I thought I'd take him golfing as a punishment. |
| My team didn't
make the play-offs; now I'm off in the afternoons. |
| My tires are being
changed. I need to kill a couple of hours. |
| My wife bought
me a pair of those golf undergarments. |
| My wife bought
me new clubs for my birthday. |
| My wife cut me
off, so I have to get rid of my physical exertion. |
| My wife has custody
of the kids for the next two weeks, so I have plenty of free time. |
| My wife is busy
washing the dog. I think I can sneak out the back door. |
| My wife is driving
me nuts, so I'm going golfing. |
| My wife is due
with our first child. I have to play as much as possible before he is born. |
| My wife is having
a baby shower at our house. |
| My wife is making
me go! |
