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Excuses for when you just have to go and play golf!


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My new socks are supposed to fit in my golf shoes better.
My new towel is supposed to clean my clubs with one swipe.
My next door neighbour asked if I wanted to go.
My psychiatrist hypnotised me, and I am guaranteed to shoot par.
My sister asked me to take her.
My softball game was snowed out, so I might as well go golfing.
My son turned two yesterday. I need to practice, so I can show him how to play.
My son was sick, and I have to fill in as the fourth.
My son was suspended from school, so I thought I'd take him golfing as a punishment.
My team didn't make the play-offs; now I'm off in the afternoons.
My tires are being changed. I need to kill a couple of hours.
My wife bought me a pair of those golf undergarments.
My wife bought me new clubs for my birthday.
My wife cut me off, so I have to get rid of my physical exertion.
My wife has custody of the kids for the next two weeks, so I have plenty of free time.
My wife is busy washing the dog. I think I can sneak out the back door.
My wife is driving me nuts, so I'm going golfing.
My wife is due with our first child. I have to play as much as possible before he is born.
My wife is having a baby shower at our house.
My wife is making me go!
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