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Excuses for when you just have to go and play golf!


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My girlfriend asked me to get out of the house for a few hours.
My girlfriend bought me a perspiration-free golf shirt.
My girlfriend went out with her friends.
My girlfriend went to the movies, and I need to kill a few hours.
My girlfriend's grandma cooks such good meals; the course is the only place to walk off the meal.
My golf pro said I have to go at least once a day.
My grandfather taught me to golf and I want to keep his legacy going.
My grandma instructed me to go.
My horse is sick, so polo is out of the question for today.
My hose is broken so I can't wash the car, I might as well go golfing.
My house is being painted. I need to get out for a couple of hours.
My house is being remodelled, so I need to get out of the house.
My kids are away at camp.
My kids keep want and try to beat me.
My motorcycle broke down right in front of my favourite course.
My mum is making me teach my little brother to play.
My mum is taking the kids to the amusement park - so I'm taking the afternoon off.
My new golf bag has a cooler that guarantees beer to stay cold for 5 hours.
My new golf shorts have a special built-in pocket to hold tees.
My new shoelaces are guaranteed to lower my score.
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