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Excuses for when you just have to go and play golf!


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My boss wants me to play in a scramble.
My broker offered to take me.
My brother-in-law has a layover on his way east, so I thought we could catch up while playing nine.
My buddy is the starter, and he sneaks me on the course for free.
My car is being fixed, again!
My carpet at home just doesn't break like a real green.
My cell phone is out of range at that course, so my boss can't reach me.
My chiropractor has cracked my back, allowing me to extend my follow-through.
My college roommate is in town, and it's the only thing we have in common.
My company sponsored an event, and I was asked to play.
My dad always pays when we go.
My doctor instructed me to take up a non-stressful sport!
My doctor told me to walk as much as possible. I might as well walk from the cart to my ball.
My dog ran away and he always goes to the golf course.
My e-mail is down at the office.
My father asked me to teach him, again!
My father's will stated I had to spend the money on green fees!
My flight cancelled, so I need to kill a few hours.
My friend keeps telling me it's fun.
My game is starting to come together, and I need to keep sharp.
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