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Excuses for when you just have to go and play golf!

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It's the only challenge I find (besides talking with my wife).
It's the only fun thing I can do with my family.
It's the only place I know where I can get a free pencil.
It's the only place where I know women won't bother me.
It's the only sport I can take up at age 60.
It's the only thing I can do at 5.30am.
It's the only thing to do in Las Vegas.
It's the perfect place to get together and discuss life with co-workers.
It's the perfect place to teach my son anger control.
It's the perfect way to get know my future father-in-law.
It's where the taxi dropped me off.
I've been practising at the range every day. I need to see how I will do with a real course.
I've never golfed in Scotland.
I've only played 12 rounds this week; I need lucky 13.
Last time I was out, I had a hole in one. I couldn't finish the round because I was so excited.
Last week I almost broke 100. I have to keep trying.
Monday Night Football moved back to 9.00pm, so I have the entire evening.
My back hurts, so I'm going golfing.
My back is finally feeling better.
My best friend is taking me golfing for my bachelor party.
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