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Excuses for when you just have to go and play golf!


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It is rumoured they lowered the cost of beer at the course.
It is the first day all week it has not rained.
It was my mum's suggestion.
It was such a long Winter, this Spring weather makes me feel like golfing.
It's a habit.
It's a holiday; what else should I do?
It's a league play day.
It's a requirement at the next sales meeting.
It's an absolutely beautiful day; they can't possibly need me at work.
It's an opportunity to play a course I have never played before.
It's Augusta!
It's easier than doing my taxes.
It's Father's Day; I'll do what I feel like.
It's half price green fees before noon.
It's my wedding anniversary, so I'm going golfing.
It's rained a lot lately. My long irons will stick the green.
It's raining, and I need to see if my new rain gear is effective.
It's the first day above 50 degrees.
It's the first day of spring; I might as well go golfing.
It's the first day of the summer.
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