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Excuses for when you just have to go and play golf!


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I watched the pros on TV, and it looks easy, so I want to try it.
I went to the ballet last night, so my wife s letting me go golfing today.
I woke up in the parking lot of the golf course.
I won a new set of clubs; I no longer have to rent clubs.
I won green fees in the employee raffle.
I work nights; I have nothing else to do during the day.
If you buy a dozen golf balls at the pro shop on Tuesdays, they will let you stay and play.
I'm getting married this afternoon. I need to sneak in 36.
I'm happiest on the golf course.
I'm home shopping, and my real estate agent is taking me golfing to show me a few houses.
I'm hopelessly addicted to golfing.
I'm hungry and a hot dog just tastes better on the course.
I'm locked out of the house and I only have keys to the car trunk (where my clubs are).
I'm so late for work, I'm just not even going to go in.
I'm trying to conserve energy, and the course uses electric carts.
It feels great fixing ball marks on the green.
It gets me out of the house.
It is a three-day weekend and my wife has to work.
It is an opportunity to meet new friends.
It is better than cleaning out the garage.
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