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Excuses for when you just have to go and play golf!

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I sponsored a hole at the charity event.
I sprayed my balls with silicon, which guarantees my ball won't slice.
I started to follow through on my swing.
I support my family by selling the golf balls I find in the woods.
I think I can finally beat my wife.
I think I can win closest to the pin in the charity golf outing.
I took the day off because my office is being painted.
I usually play real strong on the nineteenth hole.
I want to become a professional golfer, so I need the practice.
I want to play in Denver; the ball flies farther.
I want to see if my new ball retriever works.
I want to show off my new sand wedge.
I want to try our my new lob wedge.
I want to try that new glow-in-the-dark golf.
I was laid off, so I might as well go golfing.
I was late for my job interview, so I might as well go golfing.
I was motivated by play on the U.S Open.
I was physically forced to join the company's golf league.
I was their one-millionth golfer and I was given a year's worth of greens fees.
I wasn't able to golf in outing last week, so I'll go today.
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