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Excuses for when you just have to go and play golf!


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I need to see if my clubs will fit into the trunk of the new car.
I need to teach my son how to drive. The golf cart is the perfect instructional tool.
I need to try and fish my driver out of the pond. I left it there last time I played.
I need to try my new carry bag.
I need to try my new spikeless shoes.
I need to try my newly regripped clubs.
I need to work on my slice.
I never regret going golfing.
I only need eleven more rounds to establish my handicap.
I played so bad last week; I just want to get back out.
I prayed I would shoot even par.
I quit smoking, and a golf course provides a lot of fresh air.
I read it was good aerobic exercise.
I read somewhere golf is good for the back.
I really just like the scenery on the golf course.
I really like a good challenge; golf is the only sport that humbles my ego.
I really need some form of exercise.
I received a demo package of the liquid core golf balls.
I received a new sleeve of balls for my birthday.
I slowed down my back swing. Now I need to see if it helps my game.
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