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Exceptions to the rules of golf


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Unfairway

If a player hits a long, straight drive that conies to rest on closely mown turf in the middle of a fairway, but in a severe uphill, downhill, or sidehill lie, or on a knoll, knob, mound, or mogul, or in a bowl, scoop, hollow, dell, or gully, or among any other artificially shaped terrain features created for the sole purpose of improperly penalising an impeccable shot, that player may kick or tap his ball, without penalty, to the nearest lie whose quality is more in keeping with the excellence of his shot However, no ball, no matter how purely hit or foully punished, shall be deemed eligible for placement upon a tee.

 


 






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