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Exceptions to the rules of golf

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Removal of Deadwood

When a player's swing is obstructed by a twig or branch that gives every indication of being dead, he may break it off, but if upon being severed from its parent plant it turns out to have been alive all along, he must then immediately express chagrin and remorse, whereupon he may proceed with its removal in the interests of the continued health of the specimen.



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