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Exceptions to the rules of golf

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Autonomous Concession

If a player misses an unconceded tap-in putt of four feet or less, he may retroactively give himself that putt, provided at least one of the following conditions has been met

1. He played out of turn following a fellow player's suggestion that he putt out

2. He adopted an awkward putting stance in an effort to avoid standing in the line of a fellow player's putt

3. He made the attempt while a fellow player's putt was rolling toward the hole.

4. Another playing group was waiting in the fairway to hit up to the green.

5. He putted last and all of his fellow players had already left the green.

6. He putted with a club other than the putter.

7. He really, really needed the putt


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