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Exceptions to the rules of golf

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Administrative Adjustment of Scores

In order to allow for occasional imprecise recollections of strokes taken on a hole and to obviate the need for tedious recapitulations of play, any player who knows that he hit more than six shots on a hole but cannot say with certainty whether he hit a total of seven, eight, nine, or ten shall return a score of 7 on that hole, and any player who loses track of his score or stops counting his strokes after hitting at least seven shots during play of a hole shall score an 11 on that hole, even if at the point his computation was discontinued he had not yet reached the green.



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