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Stolen Ball

If a player hits his ball into the fairway of an adjacent hole and is then unable to find it, but during his search he encounters other golfers playing that same hole in close proximity to the place where he believes his own ball came to rest, he may assume that one of them absconded with it, and he may drop another ball, without penalty, even if he receives explicit assurances from one or more members of the suspect playing group that they did not in fact pick up his ball, provided he can later cite some evidence, no matter how flimsy, of incriminating behaviour on their part, such as their failure to make eye contact, the preoccupied or reticent manner in which they responded to inquiries, or their excessive eagerness to proceed with their play, on which to base a reasonable presumption of their guilt

 


 






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