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Exceptions to the rules of golf


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Nonconforming Shot

If upon being struck a player's ball makes an oddly dead or flat sound, or produces a peculiar tingling or stinging sensation in his hands or fingers, or exhibits bizarre and surprising characteristics of flight, or travels in a direction or along a trajectory not typical of his normal style of play and not directly attributable to any known deficiencies in his game, or otherwise deviates so strangely and bewilderingly from the intended course in which it was propelled that the only possible explanation for the unprecedented mis-hit is that the ball itself was faulty, the player may state that he believes his ball suffered invisible damage during play or possessed a hidden flaw imparted in its manufacture, and he may then replay the shot without assessing a stroke or incurring any penalty.

 


 






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