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Exceptions to the rules of golf


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Agreement to Re-tee

If all of the members of a playing group hit truly horrendous drives from the tee of the same hole, they may unanimously agree to replay their shots without assessing any strokes or incurring any penalties, but the determination to participate in a joint and several re-tee must not be taken lightly, and the shots that precipitated the decision must be so abominable as to constitute an actual catastrophe, making continued play of the hole a burdensome, time-consuming, or fruitless exercise. However, under no circumstances may this exception be invoked for the purpose of improving upon mediocre but playable shots, or of endeavouring to obtain by repetition a favourable outcome that could not be achieved through skill alone.

 


 






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